Saint Lance, the Munificent

Just to be obstinate, I’m gonna put it out there.

I don’t believe Lance.  He didn’t cheat.  No steroids.  Ever.  He just confessed to shut people up.  He actually won fair and square.

Since few were going to believe him when he professed his innocence, he pretended to be guilty to quiet those who wouldn’t stop hounding him.  Maybe not tomorrow or next month or next year, but someday, people will realize what a saint he was to shoulder the blame and put the focus back on cancer research.

There, I said it!